Spanish Joke:

Estaba Juanito viendo la tele cuando su mamá le grita:
¡Juanito¡ ¿Quién tomó del refrigerador el pastel que iba a compartir en la tarde con las señoras?
Juanito dice:
Yo mamá, se lo di a un niño que estaba hambriento.
La mamá le dice:
Ay que lindo, ¿Y quién era ese niño hijito?
Juanito dice:
¡Yo mamá!

 

English Translation:

Juanito was watching television when his mother yells at him:
Juanito! Who took the cake that I was going to share with the ladies in the afternoon from the refrigerator?
Juanito says:
Me, mother. I gave it to a boy who was very hungry.
The mother says to him:
Oh, how sweet. And who was that boy, my son?
Juanito says:
Me, mother!