Spanish Joke:

El cien pies mas contento que se ha visto iba caminando por el bosque. A lo lejos se vislumbraba una piedra en medio del camino y conforme el cien pies se iba acercando la piedra se veía mas amenazadora. El cien pies no tuvo cuidado al andar y se tropezó, y se tropezó, y se tropezó y se tropezó...

 

English Translation:

The happiest centipede ever seen was walking through the forest. In the distance was a rock lying in the middle of the road and as the centipede was getting closer, the rock was looking more menacing. The centipede wasn't careful in his footing and he tripped, and he tripped, and he tripped, and he tripped...