Spanish Joke:

Un hombre va por la carretera conduciendo y de repente lo detiene la policia:

Buenos dias caballero. Lo hemos estado vigilando desde que paso el ultimo pueblo, y hemos observado que respecta todas las normas, se detiene en todos los semaforos, y conduce correctamente. Trafico ha puesto un premio al mejor conductor y se lo vamos a dar a usted. Me permite su licencia de conducir?

Pero si yo no tengo licencia de conducir - dice el conductor

A lo que responde su mujer:
No le haga caso, agente, que esta bebido.

Y la suegra comenta:
No, si ya sabia yo que con un coche robado, no ibamos a llegar muy lejos.

 

English Translation:

A man is driving down the road and suddenly he is stopped by the police:

Good morning sir. We've been watching you since you passed the last village, and found that you respect all the rules, stop at all traffic lights, and drive properly. The Traffic Department has a prize for the best driver and we will give to you. Can I see your driver's license?

But I have no driver's license - the driver says.

To which his wife responds:
Ignore him officer, he is drunk.

And the mother says:
I knew we would not get very far with a stolen car.