Spanish Joke:

Llega un borracho a las tres de la madrugada y la mujer le pregunta:

Que horas son estas de llegar?

Y el borracho contesta:

Quien te ha dicho que ya he llegado?, si solamente he venido a buscar la guitarra.

 

English Translation:

A drunk comes home at three in the morning and his wife asks:

What time is this to be coming home?

And the drunk replies:

Who told you that I have come home?, I only came for my guitar.