Spanish Joke:

Entre dos borrachos:

Pues yo dedico 2000 euros semanales a lucha contra el alcoholismo.

No te creo!

Que si, cuanto mas bebo yo, menos beben los demas.

 

English Translation:

A conversation between two drunks:

I spend 2000 euros per week in the fight against alcoholism.

I do not believe it!

Yes, the more I drink, the less there is for others.