Spanish Jokes Collection!

My 85+ favorite Spanish Jokes

Spanish jokes are are very effective in helping you learn Spanish. Why? - Because it is a lot of fun to dive into the Spanish language and culture like that. Jokes have always been popular with my students and I keep using Spanish Jokes and Riddles in my lessons today. Now I have created this collection of my favorite Spanish jokes.

Dear Friend,

Mastering the Spanish language truly anf fully means that you also have to be able to understand the humor within the Spanish culture. As far as teaching is concerned, Spanish jokes are most difficult to translate, because the joke is often based on a word play that may be absolutely specific to the language.


Just browse through the collection of Spanish Jokes to familiarize yourself with the words and the humor. If you happen to know a good joke and want to give it a go translating it, feel free to send Chris an email or post it on the Facebook page of Spanish Word-a-day. Then everyone will be able to benefit from it! If you are looking for funny Spanish, you may want to check out this collection of funny Spanish phrases.

I hope this will help you learn Spanish online and is a good source for you to learn Spanish for free!

Have fun! Saludos, Chris

Spanish Joke:

Va la esposa y le dice al marido:
- Querido por un segundo el reloj de la cocina le cae en la cabeza a tu suegra. Y el le responde:
- Siempre supe que estaba atrasado.

 

English Translation:

The wife goes and tells her husband:
- Darling, by one second the kitchen clock almost fell onto your mother-in-law's head!
And he replies:
- I always knew that it was slow.

Spanish Joke:

El médico le dice a su paciente en tono muy enérgico:
- En los próximos meses nada de fumar, nada de beber, nada de salir con mujeres ni ir a comer a esos restaurantes caros, y nada de viajes ni vacaciones.
- ¿Hasta que me recupere doctor?
- ¡No, hasta que me pague todo lo que me debe!

 

English Translation:

The doctor says in a very energetic tone to his patient:
- For the next months: No smoking, no drinking, no going out with women and no going out for a meal in those expensive restaurants, and no travelling or going on vacations.
- Until I have recovered?
- No, until you have paid everything you owe me!

Spanish Joke:

- Has oido el chiste de estadísticos ?
- Probablemente...

 

English Translation:

- Have you heard the statistics joke?
- Probably…

Spanish Joke:

Un tío está paseando por la playa cuando ve una lámpara entre la arena; la recoge, y al limpiarla le aparece un genio que le dice:
- En recompensa por haberme liberado de mi prisión milenaria, te
concederé un deseo cualquiera.
- Hummm.... bueno, pues quiero tener a la mujer más buena del mundo.
El genio hace chasquear sus dedos y desaparece, mientras en los brazos del hombre aparece la Madre Teresa.

 

English Translation:

A guy is walking along the beach as he sees a lamp in the sand. He picks it up and as he cleans it a gene appears in front of him and says:
- As a compensation for freeing me from my life-long prison I will grant you one wish, whatever it may be!
- Hmmm… okay, in that case I would like to have the best woman in the world.
The gene snaps with his fingers and disappears while the man finds himself holding Mother Teresa in his arms!