Spanish Jokes Collection!

My 85+ favorite Spanish Jokes

Spanish jokes are are very effective in helping you learn Spanish. Why? - Because it is a lot of fun to dive into the Spanish language and culture like that. Jokes have always been popular with my students and I keep using Spanish Jokes and Riddles in my lessons today. Now I have created this collection of my favorite Spanish jokes.

Dear Friend,

Mastering the Spanish language truly anf fully means that you also have to be able to understand the humor within the Spanish culture. As far as teaching is concerned, Spanish jokes are most difficult to translate, because the joke is often based on a word play that may be absolutely specific to the language.


Just browse through the collection of Spanish Jokes to familiarize yourself with the words and the humor. If you happen to know a good joke and want to give it a go translating it, feel free to send Chris an email or post it on the Facebook page of Spanish Word-a-day. Then everyone will be able to benefit from it! If you are looking for funny Spanish, you may want to check out this collection of funny Spanish phrases.

I hope this will help you learn Spanish online and is a good source for you to learn Spanish for free!

Have fun! Saludos, Chris

Spanish Joke:

Los hombres son como los músicos: Vienen, tocan y se van.

 

English Translation:

Men are like musicians: they come, they touch and then go. (note: 'tocar' can mean 'to play' or 'to touch')

Spanish Joke:

¿Qué es mejor, una pila o una mujer?
Una pila, porque al menos tiene un lado positivo.

 

English Translation:

What is better, a battery or a woman?
A battery, because at least it has a positive side.

Spanish Joke:

¿Qué hacen las mujeres para matar un pez?
Intentan ahogarlo.

 

English Translation:

What women do to kill a fish?
They try to drown it.

Spanish Joke:

¿Por qué los hombres quieren tanto a sus autos?
Porque es lo único que pueden manejar.

 

English Translation:

Why do men love their cars so much?
Because that's the only thing they can control.