Spanish Jokes Collection!
My 85+ favorite Spanish jokes
Spanish jokes are are very
effective in helping you learn Spanish. Why? - Because it is a lot of
fun to dive into the Spanish language and culture like that. Jokes
have always been popular with my students and I keep using Spanish Jokes
and Riddles in my lessons today. Now I have created this collection of
my 85+ favorite Spanish jokes:
Spanish Jokes - Page 33
Un Tejano entra un bordel en
Ciudad Juarez y espia una rebuena muchachona trabajando. Acerca a ella y
dice, "Honey, I want to go to bed with you."
Ella, que no entiende ni marta del "inglesito" dice, "¿Mande?"
Contesta el caliente Tejano, "Hell, no...today!"
:-) :-)
Chato y Chucho quieren pasar
"mojaditos" al "otro lado", pero al llegar ala frontera, encuentran un
cerco de alambre.
Despues de pensar un poco, dice Chato, "Oye, Chucho. Si yo levanta el
alambre, tu puedes pasar por abajo y despues lo levantas tu, para que yo
tambien pueda pasar."
Depues de pensar un poco, Chuco dice, "Tienes razon. Tons que,
levantamelo."
Entonces, Chato levanta el alambre y Chucho pasa abajo y alcance el otro
lado. Pero, en vez de levantar el alambre, Chucho no mas para, mirando a
todo, sin hacer ni decir nada.
Chato le dice, "Oye, Chucho, ya levanta el alambre, asi yo podria
pasar." Pero Chucho no mas sigue mirando a todos lados, sin mover ni
hablar.
Entonces Chato, muy molesta, grita fuerte, "Oye, pendejo, ¿ porque no
levantas el alambre, asi que you tambien podria pasar la frontera?"
Lentamente, Chucho hace una vuelta, y le mira y dice, "What?"
:-) :-)
I hope this will help you
learn Spanish online and is a good source for you to learn Spanish for free!
Have fun! Saludos,
Chris
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Pages:
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Dos locos y la via lactea
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Me dicen juez
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El doctor llama
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Las dos y cuarto
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Una cigüeña
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Un campesino se acerca
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Doctor, doctor
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Me he roto el brazo
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Una tía
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Le dice un amigo
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Volver loco a un hombre
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¿Qué hacen las mujeres?
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No se asustan
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El Banco Municipal
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Después del desayuno
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Las piernas de Dolores
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No es lo mismo
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Estaban dos hombres
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Una pareja
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Un
hombre se acerca
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Entran 2 chicos
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Papá, papá
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Un nuevo profe
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Érase una pareja
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Un ratoncito de vacaciones
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Que hace el pez?
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Un huevo, un avion y una familia
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Mariquita
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El
borracho
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El presidente de Venezuela
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Esta chica
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El joven
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Un Tejano
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Un antropófago
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Tocando el piano
(each page contains several
jokes)
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